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sam wilson
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TESSISAMESS

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[nothinglasts]

I'm the last Avenger to ask about this stuff. I think we left all the nerds at home.

[unclesam]

don't you hack into shit as a spy? can't you just... I don't know. matrix into this?

[starer]

[They really could do with a Stark, right about now.]

Maybe there's someone here with more experience.

Matrix into this?

[nothinglasts]

I'm only a hacker compared to you two. Has Barnes figured out a flip phone yet?

[ Truthfully, she's just not on the level of hacking a spaceship of unknown origin, but she'd also rather not admit that she is trying over whatever this network actually is. ]

[unclesam]

only in so far that he can open and then close it

[starer]

Ignore him. He's still mad I didn't answer his messages.

[nothinglasts]

Sam, it's not his fault he doesn't know technology etiquette. We'll teach him better.

[unclesam]

he is beyond hope
it's a miracle he's able to communicate with us here instead of just yelling at the comms in frustration

[starer]

I wouldn't yell. I'd send a telegram.

[nothinglasts]

Dearest Barnes stop you're a doofus stop yours forever Romanoff stop

/slides in here first shh

[starer]

Forever, huh? I could get behind that.

Bye Sam.

[unclesam]

I hate you.

[starer]

Keep telling yourself that.

[nothinglasts]

I think Barnes is my sidekick now. I'll treat him right.

[unclesam]

I dislike both of you very much right now

[nothinglasts]

Two years with the man and even I can't teach him to be a better liar...

[unclesam]

wait until barnes tries
here's a hot tip: he doesn't know what the hell 'hypothetical' means

[starer]

It was a hypothetical till Zemo walked in. It counts.

Natasha, you need to teach me your ways. How did you put up with him for so long?

[nothinglasts]

Why did Zemo walk in? What did you do?

[unclesam]

we had a bit of a situation. bucky did what was necessary.

[ There's only so far Sam will throw Bucky under the bus - he wouldn't have brought Zemo up, but now the topic's on the table, Sam's gonna position himself in Bucky's corner and have his back. ]

[starer]

There were a group of people like me out there. Zemo knew how to find their father.

[Now to just hope she reads between the lines. As long as their on unsecured comms though, there's no way he's breaking out the s-word]

[nothinglasts]

... Oddly relateable. I trust you put away your toys when you were done playing with them.

[ And by putting toys away, she means putting Zemo back in a jail cell or a grave. She doesn't care which as long as he's not left on the playing board. ]

[unclesam]

yes ma'am. packed up and shipped off to the rightful owners.

[ And Wakandans dumped him in the Raft. ]

[starer]

You think he's gonna grow gills out there?

[nothinglasts]

Good boys.