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[unclesam]

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sam wilson
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TESSISAMESS

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[ingeniar]

[ Tony attaches the below: ]

[unclesam]

you know, I'm beginning to understand how you got rich and stayed rich.

just keep this between us, I don't need old man buckles throw a fit over me taking care of this.

[ingeniar]

Can I tell him you call him Old Man Buckles?

[unclesam]

only if you keep your mouth shut about me calling him jambalaya butterfish barnacle

[ingeniar]

I'm a paragon of virtue.

Any other pet names I should know about and definitely not call him to his face?

[unclesam]

oh I have a whole entire list. for you, too, by the way. speaking of having history.

[ That came up and then they skirted it - no spoilers and all that. It's weird as hell, but Sam's nothing if not flexible.

Ba dum tish. ]

[ingeniar]

Hope it's good history.

[unclesam]

you know it's a spoiler no matter how I answer that, right?

[ingeniar]

Tell that to the Spider Scout.

[unclesam]

yeah somehow that don't surprise me
I'll tell you what you wanna know - IF you wanna know
but either way, if I hated your guts we wouldn't be chatting much, and if you were my husband I'd make no demands based on that either.

[ingeniar]

[ Hold on a second. ]

Wow, you really just jumped straight to marriage, huh? What makes you think I'm that that kind of girl? Maybe I want to play the field for a while.

[unclesam]

I hold most of the spoiler cards, that's why I know exactly the kinda girl you are. but also because of how unrealistic it sounds. let's be real, you couldn't pull me if you tried.

[ingeniar]

Hey now, Woody Woodpecker, I could pull you. I'd show you the business.

[unclesam]

in your wildest dreams, coca cola can.

[ingeniar]

Feel like making it interesting?

[unclesam]

I'm gonna regret asking, but... what are you thinking?

[ingeniar]

Night out. Dinner, drinks. If we wake up together in the morning, you pay for it, no doubt through a haze of utter satisfaction. If we don't, I'll pay for it. Either way, you get something out of it.

[unclesam]

question, 'cause I don't need you tryna get clever with me if we doze off on the same couch afterwards:
'wake up together' = us having sex with each other - correct?
and: are we in agreement that at no point in the wager can any substances or particular of the city be used to help things along?